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Ghost Dog
 Post subject: You: see...
PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 1:55 am 
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Ok, I know these threads never take off, but I'd like to see what can get started by coming up with amusing ideas for our in-game dialogue. For example:

"You: feel Grendel's Powerful Arms bounce off you, see Grendel take his ball and go home."

Now you try.

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"You: feel euphoric, feel Grendel's Powerful Arms bounce off you, see Grendel take his ball and go home."

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G R E N D E L
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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 4:06 am 
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How about this.

"You: feel Grendel's Powerful Arms bounce off you, feel Grendel rip off your head and s*** down your neck."

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Ghost Dog
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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 12:45 pm 
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That's the spirit. Not bloody likely, but you have the right idea.

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Blood Knight
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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 4:34 pm 
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You: Killed grendel by piercing his eyes with a dagger, gutting him with a sickle, and having a fatal blow to the head with mjolnir
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G R E N D E L
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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 8:27 pm 
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You: hear Grendel laugh at your ridiculous fiction

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Ghost Dog
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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 10:56 pm 
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You: feel euphoric, pat Grendel on the head with your Severed Grendel Limb, see Grendel swipe at it with futility and cry, feel the rush of air on your face, feel the dampness of the cave.

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G R E N D E L
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You: see Grendel roll on the cave floor in an uncontrollable fit of laughter, tears streaming from his eyes

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Blood Knight
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You: rape grendels mom, cry in self pity, enough said
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PostPosted: Fri May 21, 2010 10:22 pm 
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If you come near me in 1089 I will kill you, pure and simple. You are nothing compared to me and are a joke next to my skill. You should bow to me, always. Bring it!

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Ghost Dog
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PostPosted: Fri May 21, 2010 10:50 pm 
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Did it take you the whole 10 days to come up with that? Did you have help?

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I was busy killing you smart ass

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Ghost Dog
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Ha. Hahahaha. Ahahahaha. That's cute.

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